Nature (Can Science solve problems of Nature: ‘Diseases by Joke-II’?)

Nature  (Can Science solve problems of Nature: ‘Diseases by Joke-II’?)

Introduction

Can Science solve problems of Nature: ‘Diseases by Joke-II’? From the previous blog, can we drill down further to find exact chemicals and perhaps the conditions in which we can solve the disease purely by ‘Joke’, as joke might be the lightest chemical to solve the disease?

Meat:

1. Nature

California Heatwaves to Move Toward Coastal Areas: Researchers Reassess Heatwaves Against the Backdrop of Rising Temperatures
(Observed: They say opposites attract, so heat-waves go to the coast to meet melting glaciers. It’s like you goin for a ice-cream. The fun is ‘Humans cry foul, as Nature beats them to the cream’)

Shadow:
Mountains in the center, beaches on the side, humans cryin for mercy and move to the highest peaks, the storms packing bags to meet ‘IBM Doors’, Who am I? Pamela Anderson in Baywatch, being watched by a ‘Young Amateur Scientist’. Mebbe Time moves back to indicate it likes Darkness by 3 degrees indicating someone got ‘Almost Famous’.

Side Dish:
California is known for ‘Gold Rush’ from gold in hidden valleys to advance in technology where Giants like IBM and Google roam looking for a prey. IBM might withraw it’s title as ‘West Coast Heavyweight’ and move to ‘Mid Country Heavyweight’ and pass on the title to Google for it to bloat. IBM must get coldness and Google hot things, so a energy exchange happens.

2. Evolution

City Birds Adapt to Their New Predators
(Observed: Scientist team up with Builders so that planes can fly safely around instead of Nature. And then they name several of their projects as ‘Godrej: Nature’s Basket’ and ‘Orchid’s Nest’)

Shadow:
Scientist study the behavior of birds in villages and cities, in hope to map it to people and their freedom on Google. It might be a automatic way to attract Nature to cities and harvest it for lunch.

3. Nobel Prize

The Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine 1956
André F. Cournand, Werner Forssmann, Dickinson W. Richards
The Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine 1956 was awarded jointly to André Frédéric Cournand, Werner Forssmann and Dickinson W. Richards “for their discoveries concerning heart catheterization and pathological changes in the circulatory system”.
(Observed: Death studied or mebbe how to avoid the same. ‘Talent and Waste’ is the key and Nature is the lock from which you must steal your life away from Death. Scientist bark on the branch which they must thaw to eat the fruits on, just don’t tell ‘ShakeChilli’ about it)

Shadow:
Heart might lie in Nature perhaps who prefer, Nature to Machine, Fun over Sadness, Life over Death, Talent over Waste, and so on. The Scientist making this ‘Nobel Prize’ must be indeed very pure in heart or, may I quote, ‘Nature-Loving’.

Three New Arthropod Species Have Been Found in the Maestrazgo Caves in Teruel
(Observed: Scientist use their heart and beg different animals to have sex, so that they can produce new species which would remove the ‘Shadow of Darkness’ over their ‘Dirty Hearts’)

4. Astrophysics

Sounds of Northern Lights Are Born Close to Ground
(Observed: Sun reacts with Earth to tell us strange stories, humans confused and now start praying to the Moon instead)

Shadow:
These might be ‘Black People’ and all others who might be getting underground to prevent ‘Nuclear War’ on Earth, while at the same time, celebrating inside ‘Dark Underground Rooms’, and Scientist confuse these for Nature or atleast try to confuse us.

A corresponding article:
Biggest Black Hole Blast Discovered: Most Powerful Quasar Outflow Ever Found

5. Quantum Mechanics

Accounting for Missing Meson Particles
(Observed: Physicist keep a few monkeys in a room and observe how they react when food is thrown in, and BMW shouts in escatcy ‘Eureka’)

Shadow:
Scientist close of their hearts and open their brains, while looking out for ‘Peace in World’, and wonder where it has gone. Nice way to throw a knife on someone, and say, ‘I didn’t do Nothing’.

A corresponding article:
Do Missing Jupiters Mean Massive Comet Belts?
(Observed: Can two blunders, one real and the other apparent, cancel out each other, saving Scientist and politicans?)

6. Brain

Dramatic Rise in Autism Prevalence Parallels Research Explosion
(Observed: There are two types of cockroaches, one that of Society and one that of Individuality. Scientist try their luck in absorbing money through the ‘Society Way’ and make their case for the same. Mostly the West looking to milk East Nature, and the cows develop horns which they hack into the ‘White Man’s Blood’)

Shadow:
People go on a vacation from their life and choose to do simple mundane tasks like ‘Watering plants’ instead of ‘Working’ to get a ‘1-Up’ on someone who is lavish at his arts and freedom.

7. Gene Therapy

Metabolic Protein Launches Sugar Feast That Nurtures Brain Tumors
(Observed: Old people get their hands on Monopoly game and think it is real. They go the shop and create a riot on why the shopkeeper won’t give them a condom for it)

Shadow:
Genuine People are robbed by politicans and the wealth are given to ‘Businessman’ and Scientist make a ‘Hue-And-Cry’ of ‘Brain’s Greatness’.

8. Disease

Lone Star Tick Inhabiting Central and Southern U.S. Is Primary Reason for Meat Induced Alpha-Gal Allergic Reaction, Study Finds
(Observed: Phantom Nose is like a mountain in comics, America finds it tough to make a case against, ‘Tom & Jerry’ and Godrej team, suffer in their meat eating habits. It is also pehaps, your stomach touches the horse back while mounting it)

Shadow:
Rocky brags about his nose in the movie about his comeback, and America develops a tick in real life in its Nose, just about ‘Center of America’.

Conclusion:

The idea of this blog is to bring out the ‘Causes of Diseases’ in a light way which can collapse trouble into ‘Never-Ending-Life’. My first attempt to my theory ‘Joke can bring out Never-Ending-Life’ and perhaps nothing else can.

Caution: This might be all theory

Humanitarian: Other Than ‘Survival of Fittest’ the mystery of which I am yet to solve on ‘How to overcome this?, I wish my Science should be only applied if poor people are not hurt by the same

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