Nature (Can Science give ‘Light to Blind People’ through a Joke?)

NatureĀ  (Can Science give ‘Light to Blind People’ through a Joke?)

Introduction

Can Science give ‘Light to Blind People’ through a Joke?

Meat:

1. Nature

Thawing of Permafrost Expected to Cause Significant Additional Global Warming, Not Yet Accounted for in Climate Predictions
(Observed: Humanity get locked by Machine and complain. North melts into South)

Funny Thing: Blind People might have to go to Space to find Peace and also perhaps, our quest for ‘Never Ending Life’

2. Evolution

We’re in This Together: A Pathbreaking Investigation Into the Evolution of Cooperative Behavior
(Observed: Scientist deep in search for ‘Other Evolutionary Mechanism, hide behind dark corners and look for the light to come in)

Funny Thing: Scientist act Blind on ‘Alternate Evolutionary Mechanism’ to run away from Death and push perhaps more innocent people into ‘Gas Chambers’

3. Nobel Prize

The Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine 1957
Daniel Bovet
The Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine 1957 was awarded to Daniel Bovet “for his discoveries relating to synthetic compounds that inhibit the action of certain body substances, and especially their action on the vascular system and the skeletal muscles”.
(Observed: Italian Scientist tries to dig his hand in ‘Oily Chicken Food in India’ and calls out Sweden to wash his ass and bill)

Funny Thing: If you act blind, then other people might just loose their eyes, specially your enemy. Atleast there is some chance to this and you get lots of money

4. Astrophysics

Giant Black Hole Could Upset Galaxy Evolution Models
(Observed: A ‘Large Bird’ in a ‘Small Nest’. What is the Universe upto?)

Funny Thing: If you put a large bag of responsibility on small shoulders, the enemy will cave in leading to his demise. Jodha was given to Akbar to drive out Muslims from India, and that’s what seems to have happened

Can Life Emerge On Planets Around Cooling Stars?
(Observed: Scientist eat a ‘Turkey’ and make a ‘Wild Goose Theory’ to cover it, thinking we would be blind to it)

5. Quantum Mechanics

Outside a Vacuum: Model Predicts Movement of Charged Particles in Complex Media
(Observed: Scientist mix one more medium in another to find out the response of test particles)

Funny Thing: If you are fighting with one enemy, put one more common enemy in the fray and then step aside

6. Brain

Lack of Nutrients and Metabolic Syndrome Linked to Different Subtypes of Depression
(Observed: East and West churn on their racket, and Scientist try to associate medicine and diet with them, bringing fake confusion to borrow more money into fake world, perhaps)

Funny Thing: If you want to create more order or blindness, just create more confusion for talented people so that common people have no hope

Biology Behind Brain Development Disorder: Mutations in the Gene, UBE3B, Cause a Rare Genetic Disorder in Children
(Observed: Brain size reduces by 3 in children and, Drones reach Africa or ‘Survival of Fittest’. Or innocent children might pay the price of our failed quest for ‘Infinity through technology failures’ )

7. Gene Therapy

Improving Gene Therapy for Heart Disease, Cancer
(Observed: Scientist try to use ‘Spit’ for controlling border areas between ‘Order and Disorder’, ‘Rich and Poor’, ‘Quality and Quantity’, and more)

Funny Thing: If you want to ‘snoop’ in to someone’s body and mind, play with him ‘snooker’. Pay one time, the bill and then endless sorrow and blindness to the guinea pig

8. Disease

Gene Mutation Linked to Old Age Hearing Loss Identified
(Observed: Whole African Generation and 30 Million Americans get affected and loose sound and sleep perhaps. Mebbe Paris Hilton can explain about ‘Origin of Life’ to them in her new porn movie)

Funny Thing: First keep a man hungry for months and then give him a lot of sweets for a few days, and then Society celebrates ‘Barka ID’ on him snatching all his money keeping him in dark

Conclusion:

Blindness and it’s impact on Life, studied.

Caution: This might be all theory

Humanitarian: Other Than ‘Survival of Fittest’ the mystery of which I am yet to solve on ‘How to overcome this?, I wish my Science should be only applied if poor people are not hurt by the same

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