Nature (Can Science solve problems of Nature: ‘Diseases by Joke’?)

Nature  (Can Science solve problems of Nature: ‘Diseases by Joke’?)

Introduction

Can Science solve problems of Nature: ‘Diseases by Joke’?

Meat:

1. Nature

California Heatwaves to Move Toward Coastal Areas: Researchers Reassess Heatwaves Against the Backdrop of Rising Temperatures
(Observed: They say opposites attract, so heat-waves go to the coast to meet melting glaciers. It’s like you goin for a ice-cream. The fun is ‘Humans cry foul, as Nature beats them to the cream’)

2. Evolution

City Birds Adapt to Their New Predators
(Observed: Scientist team up with Builders so that planes can fly safely around instead of Nature. And then they name several of their projects as ‘Godrej: Nature’s Basket’ and ‘Orchid’s Nest’)

3. Nobel Prize

The Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine 1956
André F. Cournand, Werner Forssmann, Dickinson W. Richards
The Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine 1956 was awarded jointly to André Frédéric Cournand, Werner Forssmann and Dickinson W. Richards “for their discoveries concerning heart catheterization and pathological changes in the circulatory system”.
(Observed: Death studied or mebbe how to avoid the same. ‘Talent and Waste’ is the key and Nature is the lock from which you must steal your life away from Death. Scientist bark on the branch which they must thaw to eat the fruits on, just don’t tell ‘ShakeChilli’ about it)

4. Astrophysics

Sounds of Northern Lights Are Born Close to Ground
(Observed: Sun reacts with Earth to tell us strange stories, humans confused and now start praying to the Moon instead)

5. Quantum Mechanics

Accounting for Missing Meson Particles
(Observed: Physicist keep a few monkeys in a room and observe how they react when food is thrown in, and BMW shouts in escatcy ‘Eureka’)

6. Brain

Dramatic Rise in Autism Prevalence Parallels Research Explosion
(Observed: There are two types of cockroaches, one that of Society and one that of Individuality. Scientist try their luck in absorbing money through the ‘Society Way’ and make their case for the same. Mostly the West looking to milk East Nature, and the cows develop horns which they hack into the ‘White Man’s Blood’)

7. Gene Therapy

Metabolic Protein Launches Sugar Feast That Nurtures Brain Tumors
(Observed: Old people get their hands on Monopoly game and think it is real. They go the shop and create a riot on why the shopkeeper won’t give them a condom for it)

8. Disease

Lone Star Tick Inhabiting Central and Southern U.S. Is Primary Reason for Meat Induced Alpha-Gal Allergic Reaction, Study Finds
(Observed: Phantom Nose is like a mountain in comics, America finds it tough to make a case against, ‘Tom & Jerry’ and Godrej team, suffer in their meat eating habits. It is also pehaps, your stomach touches the horse back while mounting it)

Conclusion:

The idea of this blog is to bring out the ‘Causes of Diseases’ in a light way which can collapse trouble into ‘Never-Ending-Life’. My first attempt to my theory ‘Joke can bring out Never-Ending-Life’ and perhaps nothing else can.

Caution: This might be all theory

Humanitarian: Other Than ‘Survival of Fittest’ the mystery of which I am yet to solve on ‘How to overcome this?, I wish my Science should be only applied if poor people are not hurt by the same

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