Archive for November, 2012

The Blind Society

November 30, 2012

The Blind Society

A Blind
Man comes
home

From a
journey

Thousand
of miles

From america
to his
own town

Lookin for
a way

He is
blind

And wants
to reach
his home

The Society
cuts off
his hands

And gives
him to
the Dogs

The Dog
then takes
him

Far away
from the
pryin eyes

Into the
arms of
Darkness

Where Light
is afraid
to peek in

He reaches
his GOAL

And scores
into the
night

Now the
Society

Comes back
to him

Lookin for
food and
more

Caution: This might be all theory

Welcome Home

November 30, 2012

Welcome Home

You come
home blind

Neither the
bone

Nor the
groove

Lyin in
the arms
of Death

You wonder
and struggle

With the
arms of
Life

The struggle
brings in
you

A fierce
will

Neither
seen in
Lion

Nor in
the alligator

The thirst
brings you
teeth

Which can
snatch

Death away
from

The Abel
Hands

Of Waste
in you

Caution: This might be all theory

The Fly Machine

November 30, 2012

The Fly Machine

You can
fly

Into the
open sky

Far away
from any
soul

Where only
darkness resides

And the
little bit
Nothingness

In which
you find
joy

Neither the
child in
you

Nor the
experienced Soul

Knows the
next step

Everyone wonders
about you

To get
drawn

Into a
wild wonder

Called the
spring in
you

You fly
and fly

Never lookin
back

Into the
open sky

Far away
to your
Soul

Caution: This might be all theory

Nature (Can Science give ‘Light to Blind People’ through a Joke?)

November 30, 2012

Nature  (Can Science give ‘Light to Blind People’ through a Joke?)

Introduction

Can Science give ‘Light to Blind People’ through a Joke?

Meat:

1. Nature

Thawing of Permafrost Expected to Cause Significant Additional Global Warming, Not Yet Accounted for in Climate Predictions
(Observed: Humanity get locked by Machine and complain. North melts into South)

Funny Thing: Blind People might have to go to Space to find Peace and also perhaps, our quest for ‘Never Ending Life’

2. Evolution

We’re in This Together: A Pathbreaking Investigation Into the Evolution of Cooperative Behavior
(Observed: Scientist deep in search for ‘Other Evolutionary Mechanism, hide behind dark corners and look for the light to come in)

Funny Thing: Scientist act Blind on ‘Alternate Evolutionary Mechanism’ to run away from Death and push perhaps more innocent people into ‘Gas Chambers’

3. Nobel Prize

The Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine 1957
Daniel Bovet
The Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine 1957 was awarded to Daniel Bovet “for his discoveries relating to synthetic compounds that inhibit the action of certain body substances, and especially their action on the vascular system and the skeletal muscles”.
(Observed: Italian Scientist tries to dig his hand in ‘Oily Chicken Food in India’ and calls out Sweden to wash his ass and bill)

Funny Thing: If you act blind, then other people might just loose their eyes, specially your enemy. Atleast there is some chance to this and you get lots of money

4. Astrophysics

Giant Black Hole Could Upset Galaxy Evolution Models
(Observed: A ‘Large Bird’ in a ‘Small Nest’. What is the Universe upto?)

Funny Thing: If you put a large bag of responsibility on small shoulders, the enemy will cave in leading to his demise. Jodha was given to Akbar to drive out Muslims from India, and that’s what seems to have happened

Can Life Emerge On Planets Around Cooling Stars?
(Observed: Scientist eat a ‘Turkey’ and make a ‘Wild Goose Theory’ to cover it, thinking we would be blind to it)

5. Quantum Mechanics

Outside a Vacuum: Model Predicts Movement of Charged Particles in Complex Media
(Observed: Scientist mix one more medium in another to find out the response of test particles)

Funny Thing: If you are fighting with one enemy, put one more common enemy in the fray and then step aside

6. Brain

Lack of Nutrients and Metabolic Syndrome Linked to Different Subtypes of Depression
(Observed: East and West churn on their racket, and Scientist try to associate medicine and diet with them, bringing fake confusion to borrow more money into fake world, perhaps)

Funny Thing: If you want to create more order or blindness, just create more confusion for talented people so that common people have no hope

Biology Behind Brain Development Disorder: Mutations in the Gene, UBE3B, Cause a Rare Genetic Disorder in Children
(Observed: Brain size reduces by 3 in children and, Drones reach Africa or ‘Survival of Fittest’. Or innocent children might pay the price of our failed quest for ‘Infinity through technology failures’ )

7. Gene Therapy

Improving Gene Therapy for Heart Disease, Cancer
(Observed: Scientist try to use ‘Spit’ for controlling border areas between ‘Order and Disorder’, ‘Rich and Poor’, ‘Quality and Quantity’, and more)

Funny Thing: If you want to ‘snoop’ in to someone’s body and mind, play with him ‘snooker’. Pay one time, the bill and then endless sorrow and blindness to the guinea pig

8. Disease

Gene Mutation Linked to Old Age Hearing Loss Identified
(Observed: Whole African Generation and 30 Million Americans get affected and loose sound and sleep perhaps. Mebbe Paris Hilton can explain about ‘Origin of Life’ to them in her new porn movie)

Funny Thing: First keep a man hungry for months and then give him a lot of sweets for a few days, and then Society celebrates ‘Barka ID’ on him snatching all his money keeping him in dark

Conclusion:

Blindness and it’s impact on Life, studied.

Caution: This might be all theory

Humanitarian: Other Than ‘Survival of Fittest’ the mystery of which I am yet to solve on ‘How to overcome this?, I wish my Science should be only applied if poor people are not hurt by the same

Nature (Can Science solve problems of Nature: ‘Diseases by Joke-II’?)

November 30, 2012

Nature  (Can Science solve problems of Nature: ‘Diseases by Joke-II’?)

Introduction

Can Science solve problems of Nature: ‘Diseases by Joke-II’? From the previous blog, can we drill down further to find exact chemicals and perhaps the conditions in which we can solve the disease purely by ‘Joke’, as joke might be the lightest chemical to solve the disease?

Meat:

1. Nature

California Heatwaves to Move Toward Coastal Areas: Researchers Reassess Heatwaves Against the Backdrop of Rising Temperatures
(Observed: They say opposites attract, so heat-waves go to the coast to meet melting glaciers. It’s like you goin for a ice-cream. The fun is ‘Humans cry foul, as Nature beats them to the cream’)

Shadow:
Mountains in the center, beaches on the side, humans cryin for mercy and move to the highest peaks, the storms packing bags to meet ‘IBM Doors’, Who am I? Pamela Anderson in Baywatch, being watched by a ‘Young Amateur Scientist’. Mebbe Time moves back to indicate it likes Darkness by 3 degrees indicating someone got ‘Almost Famous’.

Side Dish:
California is known for ‘Gold Rush’ from gold in hidden valleys to advance in technology where Giants like IBM and Google roam looking for a prey. IBM might withraw it’s title as ‘West Coast Heavyweight’ and move to ‘Mid Country Heavyweight’ and pass on the title to Google for it to bloat. IBM must get coldness and Google hot things, so a energy exchange happens.

2. Evolution

City Birds Adapt to Their New Predators
(Observed: Scientist team up with Builders so that planes can fly safely around instead of Nature. And then they name several of their projects as ‘Godrej: Nature’s Basket’ and ‘Orchid’s Nest’)

Shadow:
Scientist study the behavior of birds in villages and cities, in hope to map it to people and their freedom on Google. It might be a automatic way to attract Nature to cities and harvest it for lunch.

3. Nobel Prize

The Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine 1956
André F. Cournand, Werner Forssmann, Dickinson W. Richards
The Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine 1956 was awarded jointly to André Frédéric Cournand, Werner Forssmann and Dickinson W. Richards “for their discoveries concerning heart catheterization and pathological changes in the circulatory system”.
(Observed: Death studied or mebbe how to avoid the same. ‘Talent and Waste’ is the key and Nature is the lock from which you must steal your life away from Death. Scientist bark on the branch which they must thaw to eat the fruits on, just don’t tell ‘ShakeChilli’ about it)

Shadow:
Heart might lie in Nature perhaps who prefer, Nature to Machine, Fun over Sadness, Life over Death, Talent over Waste, and so on. The Scientist making this ‘Nobel Prize’ must be indeed very pure in heart or, may I quote, ‘Nature-Loving’.

Three New Arthropod Species Have Been Found in the Maestrazgo Caves in Teruel
(Observed: Scientist use their heart and beg different animals to have sex, so that they can produce new species which would remove the ‘Shadow of Darkness’ over their ‘Dirty Hearts’)

4. Astrophysics

Sounds of Northern Lights Are Born Close to Ground
(Observed: Sun reacts with Earth to tell us strange stories, humans confused and now start praying to the Moon instead)

Shadow:
These might be ‘Black People’ and all others who might be getting underground to prevent ‘Nuclear War’ on Earth, while at the same time, celebrating inside ‘Dark Underground Rooms’, and Scientist confuse these for Nature or atleast try to confuse us.

A corresponding article:
Biggest Black Hole Blast Discovered: Most Powerful Quasar Outflow Ever Found

5. Quantum Mechanics

Accounting for Missing Meson Particles
(Observed: Physicist keep a few monkeys in a room and observe how they react when food is thrown in, and BMW shouts in escatcy ‘Eureka’)

Shadow:
Scientist close of their hearts and open their brains, while looking out for ‘Peace in World’, and wonder where it has gone. Nice way to throw a knife on someone, and say, ‘I didn’t do Nothing’.

A corresponding article:
Do Missing Jupiters Mean Massive Comet Belts?
(Observed: Can two blunders, one real and the other apparent, cancel out each other, saving Scientist and politicans?)

6. Brain

Dramatic Rise in Autism Prevalence Parallels Research Explosion
(Observed: There are two types of cockroaches, one that of Society and one that of Individuality. Scientist try their luck in absorbing money through the ‘Society Way’ and make their case for the same. Mostly the West looking to milk East Nature, and the cows develop horns which they hack into the ‘White Man’s Blood’)

Shadow:
People go on a vacation from their life and choose to do simple mundane tasks like ‘Watering plants’ instead of ‘Working’ to get a ‘1-Up’ on someone who is lavish at his arts and freedom.

7. Gene Therapy

Metabolic Protein Launches Sugar Feast That Nurtures Brain Tumors
(Observed: Old people get their hands on Monopoly game and think it is real. They go the shop and create a riot on why the shopkeeper won’t give them a condom for it)

Shadow:
Genuine People are robbed by politicans and the wealth are given to ‘Businessman’ and Scientist make a ‘Hue-And-Cry’ of ‘Brain’s Greatness’.

8. Disease

Lone Star Tick Inhabiting Central and Southern U.S. Is Primary Reason for Meat Induced Alpha-Gal Allergic Reaction, Study Finds
(Observed: Phantom Nose is like a mountain in comics, America finds it tough to make a case against, ‘Tom & Jerry’ and Godrej team, suffer in their meat eating habits. It is also pehaps, your stomach touches the horse back while mounting it)

Shadow:
Rocky brags about his nose in the movie about his comeback, and America develops a tick in real life in its Nose, just about ‘Center of America’.

Conclusion:

The idea of this blog is to bring out the ‘Causes of Diseases’ in a light way which can collapse trouble into ‘Never-Ending-Life’. My first attempt to my theory ‘Joke can bring out Never-Ending-Life’ and perhaps nothing else can.

Caution: This might be all theory

Humanitarian: Other Than ‘Survival of Fittest’ the mystery of which I am yet to solve on ‘How to overcome this?, I wish my Science should be only applied if poor people are not hurt by the same

Courage

November 29, 2012

Courage

Life opening
it’s arms

In the
night and
mornin

A different
shade

Each day

For you
to blossom
in

Colors of
Life

Blowin in
to you

From your
old ma

To the
beautiful
dog

All caged
in their
kennel

Your imagination
fires up

By the
little things
of Life

From which
all evil
hides

Bringin out
Life and
Joy

To those
who love
Courage

Caution: This might be all theory

Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star, where thee you?

November 29, 2012

Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star, where thee you?

All funny
people

Tellin their
story

Through their
losses

For a
few Quantas
more

The churn
bringin
them

Death and
more Death

For which
they don’t
hide

And neither
can you

If you
can’t

Unburden their
pains

At the
end of
day

You retire
with your
dog

In your
cave

To find
the twinkle

Of you
Life

In which
you awake

Caution: This might be all theory

English Infinity

November 29, 2012

English Infinity

You look
behind

In trust
and faith

For the
Life to
follow you

Always and
around you

The innocent
goes on

Neither fearin
Death

Nor Life’s
hands

Whether they
will open

For another
day in
Sun tomorrow

Sun runnin
away

Hidin away
from the
Ghost

And the
darkness

Askin you
to splash

Out a
tale

In which
you embrace

The joy
of yourself

To eternity
and More

Caution: This might be all theory

Nature (Can Science study ‘Origin of Universe’?)

November 29, 2012

Nature  (Can Science study ‘Origin of Universe’?)

Introduction

Can Science study ‘Origin of Universe’?

Meat:

Maths does not require Space. So as the numbers keep on increasing from 0, 1, 2….8, 9, it must go back to 0 in the ‘2nd digit’ immediately after 9, which creates friction and hence a infinitisemally small force called Infinity which expanded to form the Universe we live in.

Conclusion:

Science studies ‘Origin of Universe’.

Caution: This might be all theory

Humanitarian: Other Than ‘Survival of Fittest’ the mystery of which I am yet to solve on ‘How to overcome this?, I wish my Science should be only applied if poor people are not hurt by the

Nature (Can Science study ‘Biology’?)

November 29, 2012

Nature  (Can Science study ‘Biology’?)

Introduction

Can Science study ‘Biology’?

Meat:

Gravity interacts with ‘Anti-Gravity’ to create new forms of ‘Gravity’ or ‘Anti-Gravity’ while breaking earlier chemical bond and creating new ones. These form ‘Biological Creatures’ which then think of Society, Individual, Talent, Life, Death and more for progress of ‘Universe’.

Conclusion:

Science studies ‘Biology’ giving us a simple direction to our past and future.

Caution: This might be all theory

Humanitarian: Other Than ‘Survival of Fittest’ the mystery of which I am yet to solve on ‘How to overcome this?, I wish my Science should be only applied if poor people are not hurt by the same